Everyone poops, including me.
This is my journal.
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|Instructor:||Hey Steph, would you like a peanut M&M?|
|Me:||Oh no thanks. I just had a bunch of ice cream.|
|Instructor:||Is that why you're so voluptuous?|
*Smooths his hand over the bed sheet and feels a lump* What is this?! …Oh…I can’t yell at you for this. *Pulls out a lemon head*